Questions that haunt me!!!!

Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before there considered assasinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to put your two cents in.. but its only a penny for your thoughts.. wheres that extra penny going to?
Once your in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the same clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a sqaure box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon befor we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on a luggage?
Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?
Why are you in a movie but your on t.v.?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room when you have to change there gonna see you naked anyway?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
Which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?